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Dick Pole, 1976 Topps

Name: Dick Pole
Team: Boston Red Sox
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Six socks in need of laundering
Key 1975 stat: One enshrinement in the Name Hall of Fame
Welcome to the Name Hall of Fame: Dick Pole, we salute you. You, good sir, are an American legend — a man with a mullet who will let you know it. Your mustache is sculpted, as are your pristine eyebrows. Your feathered locks wave in the wind like Old Glory herself. And then there's your name, a gift from your mother and father bestowed on the country and millions of fans of the national pastime. It's a name so simple, so classic, that it will never be duplicated. Two names, eight letters, one big thank-you. Yes, thank you, Dick Pole, for never tucking your name between your legs and going by "Richard."


Dick Pole, 1980 TCMA

Name: Dick Pole (Yes!)
Team: Beavers (Yes!)
Position: Ask your sister (Yes!)
Value of card: Priceless
Key 1979 stat: One moment in time where, thank the sweet lord, perfection was achieved
10 reasons this is the best card ever:
10) Apologies,
9) dear readers,
8) can't process information
7) on what might be ...
6) the best card ever,
5) because
4) brain — pop! — exploded
3) huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh