Name: Jim Jensen
Team: Miami Dolphins
Position: Wide receiver
Value of card: An ounce of pee-contaminated pool water
Key 1992 stat: Endless heckling after this photo
Here's what Jim Jensen stands for:
Jahoobies covered by strategically crossed arms
It's no mistake
Masculinity at its peak
Just like an actual dolphin, Jim makes his home underwater
Either that or he lost a bet with the photographer
Nice sunglasses-hat-necklace combo in the pool, bub
Scantily clad football players are always a treat
Equaled the number of receptions that we had in 1992
Needless to say, this guy's all wet
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I'm...too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt...
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but that Zubaz hat does it for me.
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