Ray Knight, 1983 Donruss

Name: Ray Knight
Team: Houston Astros
Position: Third base
Value of card: A penny that's passed through a dog
Key 1982 stat: Zero haircuts
Hey Ray Ray, we were wondering:

What's going on with Ray Knight's face?

A) Miles and miles of cheekbone
B) He's squinting harder than anyone has squinted before
C) He's constipated
D) He's slowly turning into one of the Easter Island statues
E) All of the above

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