1.01.2015

Fred Manrique, 1989 Fleer


Name: Fred Manrique
Team: Chicago White Sox
Position: Second base
Value of card: One white sock
Key 1988 stat: Lost all of his bottom teeth
Ways in which Fred put the "man" in "Manrique":
  • Grew a mustache both outside and inside his upper lip
  • Caught fish by using nothing but an old mesh jersey
  • Started campfires using only flint, steel, and his glasses
  • Belched so loudly that it cleared out an entire stadium
  • Despite the photographic evidence, lifted weights nonstop
  • Could seduce a woman just by giving her a slack-jawed stare
Submitted by Douglas Corti


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