12.17.2014

Dave Dravecky, 1990 Score


Name: Dave Dravecky
Team: San Francisco Giants
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: 6 rolls of gauze
Key 1989 stat: 18 injuries
It's time for an injury-plagued pop quiz:

What were Dave Dravecky's other injuries?

(A) Cuts from the sharpness of his own hair helmet.
(B) Groin fatigue.
(C) Neck rash from turtleneck overuse.
(D) Face froze that way.
(E) All of the above.
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3 comments:

  1. I love the blog, and y'all do an awesome job, but is this a good one to make fun of? Dravecky's injury in this picture ultimately resulted in the amputation of his pitching arm. http://www.davedravecky.com/index.cfm/pageid/862/index.html Not sure it's the best subject for satire.

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  2. I wanted to buy an autographed copy of this card, but it cost an arm and a leg.

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  3. This one's tasteless. There's nothing funny about cancerous tumors resulting in arm amputation. Afraid to find a '87 Topps card of Dick Howser somewhere on here. Kids were opening packs of cards and finding one of a man dying from brain cancer.

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