11.14.2014

"Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, 1990 Classic WWF (Pro Wrestling Week No. 5)


Name: "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase
From: Palm Beach, Fla.
Signature move: Million Dollar Dream
Value of card: Every card has a price (this one is just really, really low)
Key 1989 stat: Zero real gems or gold on that belt
Some of the things that money, apparently, couldn't buy:
  • A tuxedo not made of school supplies
  • A proper BeDazzler
  • A real championship belt
  • A decent hair dye job
  • The realization that, these days, a million dollars really isn't that much money, especially if all of an individual's assets are assessed
  • Dignity

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