Name: John Henry Johnson
Team: Texas Rangers
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: 6 used hair curlers
Key 1981 stat: 185 hours spent in the salon
It's time for a hair-raising pop quiz:
What was the name for John Henry Johnson's hairdo?
(A) The Short-and-Curlies
(B) Curly Sue 'Do
(C) The Moe, Larry and John Henry
(D) Firm Perm That Will Make You Squirm
(E) All of the above

Please excuse Juan's appearance on the bust. He was sick with a bad hair day.
ReplyDeleteSincerely, Epstien's Mom
It's the TWA...Teeny Weeny Afro.
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