11.12.2014

Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 1990 Classic WWF (Pro Wrestling Week No. 3)


Name: Jake "The Snake" Roberts
From: Gainesville, Texas
Signature moves: DDT; bringing Damien the snake to the ring
Value of card: 6 ounces of bones and hair regurgitated after feeding
Key 1989 stat: 12 snakes brought onto this (expletive) plane
Some reptile facts you might not know about Jake "The Snake":
  • He cries crocodile tears.
  • He wore neon pink Gecko T-shirts deep into the 1990s.
  • In middle school, he volunteered to be a hallway monitor. He was disappointed when he realized it wasn't the scaly kind.
  • When Hulk Hogan talked about his 24-inch pythons, Roberts cried a little inside.
  • He drove a Dodge Viper (rented for one night and crashed).
  • For a short period he was known as Jake "The Gopher Snake" Roberts, and then he saw "Caddyshack."

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