Name: Big Boss Man
From: Cobb County, Ga.
Signature move: Boss Man Slam
Value of card: Being tasered in the face
Key 1990 stat: Probably did some bossing
Crimes that Big Boss Man was accused of during his pro wrestling career:
- Impersonating a police officer
- Impersonating an athlete
- Grand theft doughnut
- Assault with a deadly flat-top
- Thankfully, not indecent exposure

I'm guessing that as a kid he dreamed of being cop because of the donuts...
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