10.24.2014

Golden Richards, 1977 Topps (Football Friday No. 215)


Name: Golden Richards
Team: Dallas Cowboys
Position: Wide receiver
Value of card: It's worth its weight in gold, divided by zero
Key 1977 stat: Punched anyone who called him by his given name, John
A real golden boy: Mr. Richards here preferred to go by his middle name, Golden. Here are a few other nicknames bestowed upon him by his teammates.
  • The Towheaded Towel Boy
  • Butterfingers
  • Nancy
  • The Blond Benchwarmer
  • Goldenbangs

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2 comments:

  1. I have this card and it should totally read "MULTIPLIED by zero" instead of divided by.

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  2. That guy was great in Spinal Tap!

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