Name: Earnest Byner
Team: Washington Redskins
Position: Running back
Value of card: Earnestly ... nothing
Key 1990 stat: 761,964 stretches
Some of the sounds and words Earnest Byner uttered during this stretching session:
- Feel it. Feel it. Feel it.
- Oooooh, yeah.
- Thigh power. Thigh power, baby.
- Hey, who are you and why are you taking my picture?
- I've been really trying, baby. Trying to hold back these feelings for so long. And if you feel, like I feel baby. Come on, oh come on. Let's get it on.
- Ya-ouch! Groin pull!