10.19.2014

Earnest Byner, 1991 Pro Line Portraits (Shameful Sunday Portraits No. 55)


Name: Earnest Byner
Team: Washington Redskins
Position: Running back
Value of card: Earnestly ... nothing
Key 1990 stat: 761,964 stretches
Some of the sounds and words Earnest Byner uttered during this stretching session:
  • Ooooh
  • Ahhhhh
  • Feel it. Feel it. Feel it.
  • Oooooh, yeah.
  • Thigh power. Thigh power, baby.
  • Hey, who are you and why are you taking my picture?
  • I've been really trying, baby. Trying to hold back these feelings for so long. And if you feel, like I feel baby. Come on, oh come on. Let's get it on.
  • Ya-ouch! Groin pull!

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