8.17.2014

Marty Schottenheimer, 1991 Pro Line Portraits (Shameful Sunday Portraits No. 46)


Name: Marty Schottenheimer
Team: Kansas City Chiefs
Position: Head coach
Value of card: 4 strands of wool
Key 1990 stat: 4 "Tecmo Bowl" plays used in a game
Some fashion tips from coach Marty Schottenheimer:
  • "Your sweater should have at least five sections; but six or more is preferred."
  • "Whenever you can put a logo on your slacks, do it. Ladies love logos."
  • "When you get a new hat, don't adjust it. In fact, don't even look at it. Just put it on your head."
  • "There's nothing wrong with feminine cuffs."
  • "Have your great-aunt sew you a sweater when you have to look your best."
  • "Wool is the perfect fabric for special occasions."

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