Name: Karl Best
Team: Seattle Mariners
Value of card: See that necklace? It's worth nothing even close to that.
Key 1986 stat: 122 fish caught at Pike Place Market
Some of the reasons Karl was "the Best":
- No one else wore a $4 mesh hat during a Mariners game.
- No other pitchers had serial killer eyes.
- No other 11th-graders made it onto a baseball card.
- No other Mariners spent their evenings bagging your groceries.
- No other Major League Baseball player had such an ironic last name.