Name: Luis Aquino
Team: Kansas City Royals
Value of card: 1/22,100 of the cost of those gold chains
Key 1990 stat: 18 pounds of jewelry
Some things you might not know about Luis Aquino:
- His mustache was so razor-sharp he used it to shave off his sideburns.
- His mullet alone qualified him to be a ranchera singer.
- In this photo, he was staring down Mr. T in a chain-intimidation attempt.
- He had as many holes in his cheek as he did in his jersey.
- He went on the 15-day disabled list with neck fatigue.