7.09.2014

John Kruk, 1994 Upper Deck Collector's Choice Checklist


Name: John Kruk
Team: Philadelphia Phillies
Position: First base
Value of card: The paint it took to make that earring
Key 1993 stat: Three colors of hair
Let's check out what's on John Kruk's checklist:
  • Wear an octopus under the hat (check)
  • Look suspiciously like a feudal Japan-era samurai (check)
  • Misapply sunscreen, resulting in four colors of skin (check)
  • Resemble the Wolverine, albeit with an extra chin (check)
  • Appear on a baseball card that's a true work of art (no check here)
Card submitted by Fat Shawn Kemp

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