Name: Hal Morris
Team: Cincinnati Reds
Position: First base
Value of card: It's worth more if you burn it
Key 1994 stat: 11 mediocre sports writers who nicknamed him "Hal 9000"
Some things you might not know about Hal Morris that his card explains:
- Turtlenecks made him so hot, it would catch his face on fire.
- He had a a red mustache.
- He was a member of the Fantastic 4.
- He took playing for the Reds quite literally.
- He had an eyebrow that tried to escape.