Elliot Perry, 1996-97 Upper Deck (NBA Playoffs Week No. 6)

Name: Elliot Perry
Team: Milwaukee Bucks
Position: Guard
Value of card: About a buck (huh, huh; you with us?)
Key 1995-96 stat: 26 sweatsocks
It's time for a hard-court pop quiz:

What exactly does "kickin' it 'Socks' style with 'E.P.'" mean?

(A) You get in a bathtub and cover yourself in dirty laundry for no apparent reason.
(B) You stuff socks in your jock with "E.P.," stand about 3 feet apart and stare at each other.
(C) You get so drunk in Milwaukee you wake up like this.
(D) You don't do anything; you just smell like feet.
(E) All of the above.

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