Name: Rich "Goose" Gossage
Team: San Diego Padres
Value of card: 11 goose feathers
Key 1985 stat: 28 men beaten up with just a stare
Here's why you shouldn't mess with the Goose:
- His mustache won't even ask Goose before strangling you.
- He wears dope shades so his stare alone doesn't force you into the fetal position with tears streaming down your cheeks.
- He might be the only man alive who could make that nickname sound manly.
- He's Rich, beeyatch.