Name: Jim Leyland
Team: Detroit Tigers
Position: Manager
Value of card: 11 cigarette butts
Key 2008 stat: 14 pet tigers that Jim Leyland kept outside his lair
Let's take a look at Jim Leyland, by the numbers:
.330: Batting practice batting average
.606: Batting practice slugging percentage
.999: Batting practice OPS
44: Batting practice home runs
139: Batting practice RBIs
377: Batting practice total bases
Er, wait. Those were Miguel Cabrera's 2012 statistics. Here are the numbers we were looking for:
.330: Batting practice expletives-per-sentence average
.606: Batting practice tobacco ingestion average
.999: Batting practice mustache average
44: Batting practice reporter cuss-outs
139: Batting practice farts blamed on the dog
377: Batting practice jockstrap readjustments
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