Name: Rick Honeycutt
Team: Oakland A's
Value of card: This card's future is so bright, you've got to wear shades
Key 1989 stat: Zero times laughed after being called "B.J. Hunnicutt"
Assorted autographs from A's reliever Rick Honeycutt:
- "Jimmy: I'm totally checking your mom out from beneath my shades. You need a step-dad?"
- "Steph: Yes, I do think I'm better than you. Thanks for asking."
- "To Matthew: Thanks for supporting the team. I'm keeping this pen."
- "Bobby, yes, I know I can't hold Eck's jock. Why would I want to, you little freak?"
- "Sarah: No, I can't tell you why this photographer is kneeling in front of me. Ask your mother