2.04.2014

Mark Portugal, 1993 Upper Deck


Name: Mark Portugal
Team: Houston Astros
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: One Portuguese centavo
Key 1992 stat: Seven cavities filled by the dentist
A few outtakes from Mark Portugal's autograph session:
  • "Dear Andy, nice glove. It looks a lot like mine      in fact, where is my glove? Hey!"
  • "To Teddy: No you can't suck on my lollipop. Buzz off, creep-o."
  • "For Vince: No, I haven't actually been to Portugal. It's just my name. Please stop asking."
  • "Julie, thanks for saying that I look like a less talented Kevin Costner out there. You mean in terms of acting ability, right?"
  • "To Alan: Yes, I do think this is what a baseball player is supposed to look like. Now get out of here before I strangle you with my sunglasses strap."

Card submitted by Walt Lindberg
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