Name: Mark Portugal
Team: Houston Astros
Value of card: One Portuguese centavo
Key 1992 stat: Seven cavities filled by the dentist
A few outtakes from Mark Portugal's autograph session:
- "Dear Andy, nice glove. It looks a lot like mine
- "To Teddy: No you can't suck on my lollipop. Buzz off, creep-o."
- "For Vince: No, I haven't actually been to Portugal. It's just my name. Please stop asking."
- "Julie, thanks for saying that I look like a less talented Kevin Costner out there. You mean in terms of acting ability, right?"
- "To Alan: Yes, I do think this is what a baseball player is supposed to look like. Now get out of here before I strangle you with my sunglasses strap."
Card submitted by Walt Lindberg