Alex Rodriguez, 1998 Pinnacle Naturals

Name: Alex Rodriguez
Team: Seattle Mariners
Position: Shortstop
Value of card: One used syringe
Key 1997 stat: Had yet to piss off baseball fans everywhere
A handful of other things just as "natural" as A-Rod:
  • Crop circles
  • Spider-Man
  • Manti Te'o's college girlfriend
  • The jackalope
  • Pyramid schemes
  • Barry Bonds


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