Name: Dmitri Young
Team: Washington Nationals
Position: First base
Value of card: A look through Allen & Ginter's kitchen garbage can
Key 2007 stat: Young was no longer young
Fun facts about Dmitri Young and the state of Mississippi:
- Mississippi is known for its catfish farms. Dmitri Young often smelled like catfish.
- Mississippi is the Magnolia State. Dmitri Young was confused and upset by the movie "Magnolia."
- Mississippi led the South's rebellion among U.S. states. Dmitri Young's southern half is usually in a state of rebellion, as teammates who've used the bathroom after him can testify.
- Mississippi has the worst poverty rate in the nation. Dmitri Young's defense was also poor.
- Mississippi has one of the nation's highest obesity rates. Above, you see an illustration of Dmitri Young.