12.13.2013

Jake Plummer, 1997 Topps Chrome (Football Friday No. 182)


Name: Jake Plummer
Team: Arizona Cardinals
Positions: Quarterback, snake charmer
Value of card: An ounce of dead reptile skin
Key 1997 stat: His pro home field was the same as his college home field
Five things we can discern from the above photo:
  • Jake Plummer was a Grade-A dork.
  • Jake Plummer cut his own hair.
  • Jake Plummer spent a lot of time on the ground, during games and otherwise.
  • Jake Plummer should not have listened to the Topps photographer.
  • Jame Plummer liked to be asphyxiated while "petting his python."

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