Name: Jake Plummer
Team: Arizona Cardinals
Positions: Quarterback, snake charmer
Value of card: An ounce of dead reptile skin
Key 1997 stat: His pro home field was the same as his college home field
Five things we can discern from the above photo:
- Jake Plummer was a Grade-A dork.
- Jake Plummer cut his own hair.
- Jake Plummer spent a lot of time on the ground, during games and otherwise.
- Jake Plummer should not have listened to the Topps photographer.
- Jame Plummer liked to be asphyxiated while "petting his python."