Name: John "Champ" Summers
Team: Detroit Tigers
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Zero championships in anything
Key 1981 stat: 710 eye wrinkles
Places you've heard or seen the name "Champ Summers" name before:
- On the 10 o'clock news, when they introduce the sports guy
- On the 10 o'clock news, while apologizing for yesterday's curse-laden rant
- In the opening credits of a 1980s stag film
- Giving advice on the ponies in the back of a horse racing program
- On a VHS case for his 1985 straight-to-video animal-buddy-cop movie, "Champ and the Chimp"
- On a baseball card, with some pretty underwhelming stats on the back
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