Chuck Hartenstein, 1977 Topps

Name: Chuck Hartenstein
Team: Toronto Blue Jays
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: One rancid mutton chop
Key 1977 stat: More chins than wins
Career choices: Chuck Hartenstein didn't play in a major league game from 1971 to 1976. Here are some of the jobs he held during that hiatus:
  • Long-haul truck driver
  • Sunglass tinter
  • Ambassador to turkey (not the country, his neighbor's actual pet turkey)
  • Hairstyle adviser
  • CB radio repairman
  • Unofficial baseball scorer
  • Sideburn farmer
  • Country-and-Western singer
  • Gigolo
Card submitted by Douglas Corti


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