Name: Ricky Watters
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Position: Running back
Value of card: Two drops of irrigation water
Key 1994 stat: Hated getting his socks wet
A matter of faith: Yep, that's Ricky Watters walking, er, make that running on water in the above illustration. Here are some other miracles the halfback performed.
- Turned orange Gatorade into wine-flavored Gatorade
- Turned a dead ball into a live ball
- Made the scales fall from a referee's eyes
- Drank all the wine-flavored Gatorade and arose three days later, albeit with cottonmouth and a headache
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