9.10.2013

Doug Mientkiewicz, 2006 Upper Deck


Name: Doug Mientkiewicz
Team: New York Mets Kansas City Royals
Position: First base
Value of card: "Dirt" stains on the seat of your pants
Key 2005 stat: Even he didn't know how to spell his surname
Things said by Mentki Mintka Doug to this anonymous catcher:
  • "No, I will not stand up. Not until you apologize for calling my jersey hideous."
  • "What do you mean this seashell necklace looked better on my wife?"
  • "Why yes, I am going to just sit here and twiddle my thumbs. I mean, coach just told me to do what I do best!"
  • "Have you seen my bat?"
  • "I got traded to Kansas City? Well, it could be worse. I could be on the Mets."

Card submitted by Douglas Corti

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