Barry Foster, 1993 Skybox (Preposterous Poster Week No. 6)

Name: Barry Foster
Team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Position: Running back
Value of card: A steel penny
Key 1993 stat: Zero smelting performed
Man of steel and stuff: Apparently, Barry Foster's wheels are made of steel. Here's what other parts of him are made of:
  • Gut: Beer and whipped cream
  • Reebok Pumps: Rubber, air and fungus (mostly in the toe)
  • Goatee: Sharpie ink
  • Socks: Corduroy
  • Fingers: Sausages, from the looks of it
  • Talent: Mirages
  • Back: Something incredibly heat-resistant. That's just not safe, man!


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