Karl Malone, 1992-93 Upper Deck FaniMation (Basketball Barf Art Week No. 2)

Name: Karl "The Mailman" Malone
Team: Utah Jazz
Position: Power forward
Value of card: 46 cents (current stamp price)
Key 1991-92 stat: Zero letters delivered
Fun facts about Karl "The Mailman" Malone and real mail carriers:
  • The Mailman delivered victories and excitement to legions of fans. Mail carriers deliver letters and parcels to fewer and fewer households.
  • The Mailman for years sported short-shorts. Mail carriers for decades have also sported short-shorts.
  • The Mailman made millions of dollars over his distinguished career. Mail carriers survive millions of paper cuts over their distinguished careers.
  • The Mailman, for years, was a force in the post. Mail carriers, for certain, force you to wait at the post office.
  • The Mailman, for a power forward, was a feared shooter. Mail carriers, for a time, were feared shooters.


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