6.06.2013

Hakeem Olajuwon, 1993-94 Fleer Pro-Visions (Basketball Barf Art Week No. 4)


Name: Hakeem Olajuwon
Team: Houston Rockets
Position: Center
Value of card: The collective dung from the animals pictured above
Key 1992-93 stat: Seven vowels in name
Introducing a new feature: What are the chances?

What are the chances ...
Olajuwon had witnessed a wild tiger in person: 23%
Olajuwon had witnessed a wild elephant in person: 38%
Olajuwon had witnessed African stereotypes in person: 100%

What are the chances ... 
Olajuwon would sweat if he saw miniature animals in person: 9%
Olajuwon would sweat if he thought a flock of birds might defecate on his head: 14%
Olajuwon would sweat if he were on the African plains: 89%
Olajuwon would sweat, period: 100%

What are the chances ...
Fleer was ashamed of this card: 85%
Olajuwon was ashamed of this card: 95%
Elephants and tigers the world over were ashamed of this card: 100%

Card courtesy of Fat Shawn Kemp
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1 comment:

  1. How much is this card currently worth?

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