Dave Lemanczyk, 1978 Topps

Name: Dave Lemanczyk
Team: Toronto Blue Jays
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: One lemon, squeezed in your eye
Key 1977 stat: Led the league in earned runs allowed (Congrats!)
I'm sorry, Dave: How do we know Dave Lemanczyk is a man?

A) Knowing it was photo day, he wore his finest dress shirt zippered windbreaker under his jersey.
B) What, you think some broad is gonna wear all that baby blue?
C) The only things thicker than those sideburns are those eyebrows.
D) Duh, it says so right in his last name.
E) None of the above.

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