Terry Mills, 1991-92 Upper Deck (Ball-Busting Basketball Week No. 6)

Name: Terry Mills
Team: New Jersey Nets
Position: Forward
Value of card: 3 pounds of New Jersey sludge
Key 1990-91 stat: 125 times his name got him mistaken for a woman
It's time for another edition of The Caption, which might have run in a Newark-area newspaper in 1992: "Nets forward Terry Mills gets forward by starting to unclothe himself — first jacket, then jersey, then shorts — in the middle of a jam-packed Continental Airlines Arena on Friday during a game against the Cleveland Cavaliers in an attempt to seduce Nets TV analyst and gray fox Bill Raftery, who tries to act like he's not looking at Mills but who is actually transfixed by the slow and sensual striptease."

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