Name: Garfield Heard
Team: Chicago Bulls
Position: Forward
Value of card: 14 armpit hairs
Key 1972-73 stat: 34 years of newspaper comics
Some of the things Garfield "heard" in the 1970s:
- Garfield heard that lazy orange cats with black stripes love lasagna.
- Garfield heard that no one ever shot a basketball like this. Ever.
- Garfield heard, over and over and over again, that he hates Mondays.
- Garfield heard that ashy elbows can be their own kind of defense.
- Garfield heard that his dog, Odie, was a slobbering idiot.
- Garfield heard it made sense to practice his free throws in a locker room shower.
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