Garfield Heard, 1973-74 Topps (Ball-Busting Basketball Week No. 2)

Name: Garfield Heard
Team: Chicago Bulls
Position: Forward
Value of card: 14 armpit hairs
Key 1972-73 stat: 34 years of newspaper comics
Some of the things Garfield "heard" in the 1970s:
  • Garfield heard that lazy orange cats with black stripes love lasagna. 
  • Garfield heard that no one ever shot a basketball like this. Ever.
  • Garfield heard, over and over and over again, that he hates Mondays.
  • Garfield heard that ashy elbows can be their own kind of defense.
  • Garfield heard that his dog, Odie, was a slobbering idiot.
  • Garfield heard it made sense to practice his free throws in a locker room shower.
Card courtesy of Fat Shawn Kemp

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