Dmitri Young, 2008 Topps Allen & Ginter's

Name: Dmitri Young
Team: Washington Nationals
Position: First base
Value of card: A look through Allen & Ginter's kitchen garbage can
Key 2007 stat: Young was no longer young
Fun facts about Dmitri Young and the state of Mississippi:
  • Mississippi is known for its catfish farms. Dmitri Young often smelled like catfish.
  • Mississippi is the Magnolia State. Dmitri Young was confused and upset by the movie "Magnolia."
  • Mississippi led the South's rebellion among U.S. states. Dmitri Young's southern half is usually in a state of rebellion, as teammates who've used the bathroom after him can testify.
  • Mississippi has the worst poverty rate in the nation. Dmitri Young's defense was also poor.
  • Mississippi has one of the nation's highest obesity rates. Above, you see an illustration of Dmitri Young.


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