Mike Schad, 1991 Pro Line Portraits (Shameful Sunday Portraits No. 22)

Name: Mike Schad
Team: Philadelphia Eagles
Position: Offensive line
Value of card: 6 ounces of eagle droppings
Key 1990 stat: 14 returns home to Canada
It's Super Bowl Sunday       time for a statue-vs.-human edition of The Matchup:

Round 1: Intelligence (Winner: Nameless statue)
Round 2: Rock-hard muscles (Winner: Schad)
Round 3: Sense of humor (Winner: Nameless statue)
Round 4: Rock-hard mullet (Winner: Schad)
Round 5: Looks (Winner: Nameless statue)
Round 6: Rock-hard bulge (Winner: Schad)
Round 7: Charisma (Winner: Nameless statue)

Score: Nameless statue 4, Schad 3, Ties 0

Synopsis: Mike Schad — the only Canadian college football player to be drafted in the first round of the NFL draft — might have been "rock hard," but a statue made of bronze proved too hard to beat.

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