2.28.2013

Mike Armstrong, 1983 Topps


Name: Mike Armstrong
Team: Kansas City Royals
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: For Armstrong? A broken LiveStrong bracelet
Key 1982 stat: One — count 'em, one — photo session all year
Meet the Mike Armstrongs:

Rectangle Mike Armstrong: Has windshield glasses
Circle Mike Armstrong: Has windshield glasses

Rectangle Mike Armstrong: Wears his hat like a 2000s frat boy
Circle Mike Armstrong: Wears his hat like a 2000s frat boy

Rectangle Mike Armstrong: Sports a perfect butt chin, a la Kirk Douglas
Circle Mike Armstrong: Sports a perfect butt chin, a la Kirk Douglas

Rectangle Mike Armstrong: Only poses in front of stripped airline hangars
Circle Mike Armstrong: Only poses in front of stripped airline hangars

Rectangle Mike Armstrong: Mixes mustache hair with nose hair for a refined look
Circle Mike Armstrong: Mixes mustache hair with nose hair for a refined look

Rectangle Mike Armstrong: Looks a bit perturbed about getting his photo taken
Circle Mike Armstrong: Is growing increasingly more angry and IS NOW FURIOUS ABOUT YOUR STUPID CAMERA YOU FRIGGIN' PUNK!
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