2.09.2013

Miguel Garcia, 1989 Donruss


Name: Miguel Garcia
Team: Pittsburgh Pirates
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Two used rubber bands for braces
Key 1988 stat: Three retainers broken
Conversation between Miguel Garcia and a Donruss photographer, circa March 1989:
Miguel Garcia: "Hello, I am Miguel Garcia."
Donruss photographer: "Howdy. Good to meet you. Let's take two minutes to get some good shots."
MG: "OK. You will make me look good?"
DP: "Yes, sir. OK. One, two, three. Smile."
MG: (stares at photographer with the same look as seen above)
DP: "No, smile."
MG: (stares at photographer with the same look as seen above)
DP: "No. Open you mouth and show your teeth."
MG: (stares at photographer with the same look as seen above)
DP: "No. Lift the sides of your mouth."
MG: (stares at photographer with the same look as seen above)
DP: "No, no, no. Miguel, you have to do more than just open your mouth slightly."
MG: (stares at photographer with the same look as seen above)
DP: (snaps photo) "Anyone ever tell you your mouth could fit perfectly between your eyebrows?"

Card submitted by Fat Shawn Kemp
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