Name: Bill Long
Team: Chicago White Sox
Value of card: A Long ball
Key 1987 stat: 80 percent of shirt buttons buttoned
Here's what Bill Long stands for:
Boring name, boring stats ...
Including a career 27-27 record and an earned run allowed every other inning
Lots of flies got caught in that open gob of his
Looks like the photog didn't tell him to say "cheese"
Lopsided mustache a sign of his attention to detail
Once ate 66 barbecued beef ribs in a single sitting ...
Needed to skip his next start after that
Gazing into the distance or developmentally disabled? You decide.
Card submitted by Fat Shawn Kemp