Name: Jeff Jones
Team: Oakland A's
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Three pieces of fake cheese from mousetraps with dead mice in them
Key 1984 stat: 26 pounds of yellow jerseys in wardrobe
Jeff Jones was a great student; here are some of the things he got A's in:
- Sleeping upright 101
- Pitching without a ball (lab)
- Beginner's cloud floating
Fashion merchandising- Cannabis sativa studies
- Mustaches for the modern caveman: An in-depth look
- Butt chin theory
- Upper-division unkempt hair
- Duhhhh photography II
- Advanced unibrow
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One of my favorite herp-a-derp pictures of all time. Definite hall-of-famer.
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