1.29.2013

Jeff Jones, 1985 Topps


Name: Jeff Jones
Team: Oakland A's
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Three pieces of fake cheese from mousetraps with dead mice in them
Key 1984 stat: 26 pounds of yellow jerseys in wardrobe
Jeff Jones was a great student; here are some of the things he got A's in:
  • Sleeping upright 101
  • Pitching without a ball (lab)
  • Beginner's cloud floating
  • Fashion merchandising
  • Cannabis sativa studies
  • Mustaches for the modern caveman: An in-depth look
  • Butt chin theory
  • Upper-division unkempt hair
  • Duhhhh photography II
  • Advanced unibrow

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1 comment:

  1. One of my favorite herp-a-derp pictures of all time. Definite hall-of-famer.

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