12.09.2012

Timm Rosenbach, 1991 Pro Line Portraits (Shameful Sunday Portraits No. 14)


Name: Timm Rosenbach
Team: Arizona Cardinals
Position: Quarterback
Value of card: 11 cactus needles
Key 1990 stat: 17 cacti-related injuries
Timm Rosenbach is posing with a cactus; here are some other iconic Arizona symbols Rosenbach posed with:
  • The Grand Canyon
  • A roadrunner
  • The Arizona flag
  • A bolo tie
  • An intense sun producing unbearable heat
  • 12 shirtless, golden-brown elderly white men
  • A pile of 239,975,134 grains of sand blown into town in the latest sandstorm
  • An unshaven, unemployed father of two who's the victim of a stagnant economy
  • An air conditioner broken from overuse
  • Brandi "Grand" Canyons, a Tucson stripper at Big Al's Topless Bar
  • A van full of illegal immigrants speeding away from a van full of racist government officials
  • 1,012 Arizonans named Tim who spell their names properly

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