11.25.2012

Gary Anderson, 1991 Pro Line Portraits (Shameful Sunday Portraits No. 12)


Name: Gary Anderson
Team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Position: Kicker
Value of card: 1 bushel of shaved leg hair
Key 1990 stat: Despite what you'd think, zero hours playing futbol
Here are some addictions Anderson kicked after this card was printed:
  • His addiction to short-shorts.
  • His addiction to combing his hair.
  • His addiction to the ThighMaster.
  • His addiction to stuffing his pants with a third massive sock.
  • His addiction to one-bar helmets.
  • His addiction to dressing like this when he went clubbin'.
  • His addiction to crushing men's skulls between his power-pole thighs.
  • His addiction to kicking addictions.

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