Ron Coomer, 2001 Topps

Name: Ron "Coom Dawg" Coomer
Team: Chicago Cubs
Position: Third base
Value of card: Fleas
Key 2000 stat: 48 chew toys destroyed
Fun facts about the bluetick coonhound and this blue-clad Coom Dawg:
  • The bluetick coonhound is known for its keen sense of smell. The Coom Dawg was known for smelling like fried cheese.
  • The bluetick coonhound is muscular and speedy. The Coom Dawg was the exact opposite of that.
  • The bluetick coonhound's paws are larger than those of almost all other dog breeds. The Coom Dawg's gut was larger than that of almost all other professional athletes.
  • The bluetick coonhound needs lots of exercise to stay happy. The Coom Dawg's favorite "exercise" was shotgunning a beer.
  • The bluetick coonhound is excellent around families and children. The Coom Dawg frightened families and children.
  • The bluetick coonhound is known to greet strangers by howling at them and then sniffing them incessantly. So is the Coom Dawg.


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