Frank Thomas, 1993 Score All-Star Team ("Fabulous" Frank Thomas Week No. 6)

Name: Frank Thomas
Team: Chicago White Sox
Positions: First base, designated hitter
Value of card: 1 Swiss franc
Key 1991 stat: 279 frankfurters eaten
10 reasons this card is awesome:
10) It was drawn by a blind hyena.
9) The glove has a G on it. For, uh, "glove."
8) Illustrated wristbands and turtlenecks are almost as cool as the real things.
7) It's the 1992 all-star team — in the 1993 set. Rad.
6) Nike gets a free plug on some super-hightops.
5) The stunning physical realism.
4) Frank likes it because it makes his butt look small.
3) It's the all-star team. Hence the giant star. How subtle.
2) 60-pound jowls.
1) Frank is, apparently, a white-handed batter.


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