8.16.2012

Kevin Maas, 1993 Donruss Triple Play


Name: Kevin Maas
Team: New York Yankees
Positions: First base, designated hitter
Value of card: No mas
Key 1992 stat: 12 square feet of moss growing in his backyard
Sometimes, you got to live Maas:
  • Ask this man if his uniform is tight enough. Maas, he replies.
  • Ask this man if an obscene amount of eye black is plenty. Maas, he replies.
  • Ask this man if he has done enough forearm exercises. Maas, he replies.
  • Ask this man if he needs a bigger cup. Maas, he replies.
  • Ask this man if his last name in block letters above his head is big enough. Maas, he replies.
  • Ask this man if an out-of-frame catcher should ruin another baseball card. Maas, he replies.
  • Ask this man if his 23rd Taco Bell Chalupa is his last. Maas, he replies.

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