7.01.2012

Vicente Palacios, 1992 Donruss


Name: Vicente Palacios
Team: Pittsburgh Pirates
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: A used Tic-Tac
Key 1991 stat: Constant fear
Vicente Palacios' train of thought from 12:03 to 12:05 p.m., March 16, 1992: "Please don't throw the ball to me, please don't throw the ball to me, please don't throw the ball to me, please don't throw the ball to me, OH CRAP, HERE COMES THE BALL! Whew, it didn't hit me. OK, here you go guys, now please don't throw the ball to me, please don't throw the ball to me, please don't throw the ball to me, SON OF A! Why do you insist on throwing the ball to me!? OK, gonna have to try to catch it      OW! God, that hit me right in the junk! Here, take the damn ball back! Please, for the love of God, don't throw the ball to me, please, for the love of God, don't throw the ball to me, please, for the love of God, don't throw the ball to me, please, for the love of God, don't throw the ball to me, NOT AGAIN! Oh hell, I think I pooped myself. Yep, I did. Screw this, I'm going to the clubhouse."
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