Kevin Mitchell, 1990 Mother's Cookies Insert

Name: Kevin Mitchell
Team: San Francisco Giants
Position: Outfield
Value of card: A crumb in your shoe
Key 1989 stat: No fans, apparently
Cookie-cutter quiz: Hey, Kevin Mitchell, where is everybody?

A) "Huh? Oh crap, I'm supposed to be in Houston!"
B) "They're just impersonating A's fans today."
C) "Well, they were here, but then they saw Willie McGee's face and ran."
D) "They haven't been impressed with anything since I made that bare-handed grab."
E) "I dunno, your mom's house?"

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