Gary Sheffield, 1989 Topps Toys R Us Rookies

Name: Gary Sheffield
Team: Milwaukee Brewers
Position: Shortstop
Value of card: 25 cents for a turn to sift through Toys R Us garbage bins
Key 1988 stat: 24 toy stores visited by the rookie
Fun facts about Gary Sheffield and Toys R Us:
  • Toys R Us sells Legos. Sheffield also enjoyed attaching male parts to female parts.
  • Toys R Us sells G.I. Joe action figures. Sheffield also featured a codpiece.
  • Toys R Us sells Barbie dolls. Sheffield also held an affection for a guy named Ken.
  • Toys R Us sells Big Wheels. Sheffield also had ridiculous-looking vehicles.
  • Toys R Us sells Starting Lineup athlete action figures. Sheffield was one.


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