Name: Tom Hume
Team: Cincinnati Reds
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: Ohio redemption value for three Coca-Cola cans
Key 1981 stat: 218 coke parties (not Coca-Cola)
So, what does Tom Hume stand for:
Tufts of hair growing from his ears
Overbite was underwhelming
Mock turtleneck? No mocking it
Hat could have been raised an additional 6 or 7 inches
Underwear model in the offseason
Mullet needed some work
Eyesight was 20-20,000
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