David Justice, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 56)

Name: David Justice
Team: Atlanta Braves
Position: Outfield
Value of card: Three cents more than if the card was burned
Key 1990 stat: Mentality of a 2-year-old
Actual conversation between Studio photographer and David Justice prior to this photo:
Studio photog: "OK, Mr. Justice, if you want to go ahead and put the bat down, we can get started."
David Justice: "Peek-a-boo! I see you!"
SP: "Ha-ha, that's very cute sir, but please, we've got Charlie Hough waiting, and we're not sure how much longer he can stay awake."
DJ: "Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!"
SP: "Mr. Justice, please, this is ridiculous. Can we just act like adults and get some photos taken?"
DJ: "Peek-a-boo! There you are!"
SP: "Yes, here I am, and here's my middle finger. Now, stop it!"
DJ: "I see you!"
SP: "Fine, you don't want to have a nice, personable photo like the rest of the guys in this set? You want to look like an idiot? Fine."
DJ: "Peek-a-boo!"
SP: (Snaps photo) "This guy's even worse than that dude who looked like an owl."

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